Ellis Hamilton

Early Life
Ellis Hamilton (Born Ellis Secksoffender) was born a massive basketball player in under two minutes before offending the doctor, sexually. He was the larger of the twins, and had to be eased out with butter, perhaps leading the way to his lifelong obsession with buttery vaginas. He had a brief solo period under the name "wank-a-spreadable", in which he'd rap about how he knew for a fact that Richard Bexton was not gay, even though he was. he died in 2012 in a butter related fatality, the song played at his funeral was the top hit from his rap album 'i know for a fact that richard bexton is not gay' considered one of the more moving numbers from the wank-a-spreadable period.